I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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