I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
either way he was missing a nipple.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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