thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I FOUND THE LEGS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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