Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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