I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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