i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
