she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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