Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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