i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
