theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
