Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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