Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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