normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Randomize
