I must be too annoying 4 u.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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