Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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