I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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