i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I have post one night stand depression
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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