Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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