Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

(1-954): View more from Florida

Is this the gay conversation?

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(703): View more from Virginia

he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(510): View more from California

I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.

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(614): View more from Ohio

God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.

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(805): View more from California

I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.

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(315): View more from New York

You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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(850): View more from Florida

The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.

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