OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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