Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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