hotel room ftw
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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