Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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