I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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