Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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