so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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