ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
