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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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