Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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