I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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