Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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