How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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