piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
