no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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