Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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