Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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