How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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