Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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