idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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