Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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