its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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