This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize