I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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