Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I look better un-naked...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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