Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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