Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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