Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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