Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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