So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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