Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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