took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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