Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
It's like God shit irony all over that family
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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