If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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