normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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