You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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